In the interest of full disclosure and my goal of keeping it real around here, I have to do a breakdown of my evening, well just the highlights.
My blessed husband came home from work and told us to get dressed. Uncle Jon, who is a saint, was taking my kids to dinner and a movie while Dave was taking me out for some mommy time.
We had a great dinner, I had an appletini and dessert. FULL belly was me. Then we had some parent time. Enough said.
My kids however had a full and fun night. Uncle Jon has completely bumped me out of the cool zone. I can no longer hope to be cool. They had Taco Bell, went bungee jumping in a mall (which flabbers my gast cause hello, my kids? never could I have coaxed them into that), a movie and then games at Chuckie Cheese.
We sat here for an hour waiting for them to finally come home.....mom and dad actually came in before curfew, that was a new one.
So while we were sitting around waiting for our kids the conversation went kinda like this:
(please remember we've been together for over 13 years)
Me: What is that smell?
Dave: What smell?
Me: Is your work boots smelling like that?
Dave: Possible
Me: Well it's okay, cause I'm gassy
Dave: Can't be worse than those boots
Me: But I had the fish
Dave: I stand corrected
We're just as bad as old people in matching rocking chairs on the front porch of our old homestead.......
But we still got the heat!!!!
Friday, January 15, 2010
But I had the fish....
