Montana and North Dakota have become home.... dang it lol.
Lord help me but these babies wear me out.... they are just perfect!
Yes, it's from last winter but I adore this shot...so us....
This kid glows from the inside out... my almost 11 year old!
Favorite sport: embarrassing our kids in public
My mini-me is finding her own way in life
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Monday, May 28, 2012
My sweetie Princess. She's getting so big and making me feel so damn old. She's taller than me now and shopping in my closet. Crap. Luckily she hates to wear black so most of my cooler stuff is safe! Although my band tshirts are fair game. :(
She's so dang fast and my poor camera just couldn't keep up. It was fun to watch though. My girl is growing.
Look at my gorgeous baby. All decked out and purty for her exhibition.
So we've been playing a little softball up here. I oh so love to play me some ball.
I got to spread the love a little to some of the other girls up here. No softball teams up here though, just baseball. I rather dislike that.
My lunch date. I get to spend a lot of time with my kiddos one on one now that they are getting older. I really enjoy that. I'm strange.
Yo, I like to play. What?
My girlies at the water park. 52 degrees outside and here I sit on my fat arse relaxing in the not quite so warm sunshine. In my swimsuit.
There is one of my kids. In the freezing cold. Yuck. God bless'em, they get their climate adaptability from their father. I'm to much of a reptile for it.
Oh and check out my awesome sunburn, from the 52 degree sunshine. Freaking kidding me? This shite HURTS yo.
Since she can't have a smart phone and play "words with friends", we end up playing alot of scrabble. She's getting quite good. I'm only allowed to have three letter words when I play with her, she's mean.
Check it out darlings! The final week of May in the boondocks of Idaho and lookey what I woke up to..... bastard snow!
Woohoo, my sunburn turned into a nice bronzey shade. Slightly tan for me? Okay! I'll take it over being pasty ass white all summer long.
Hey look, Studman aka Dave came home for the long weekend to a) wish me happy 3-5 even though it was late, b) help me start the major packing of our home and c) just to spoil us girls some.
See, Duchess really likes those spa pedicures he spoils her with. We love his guts.
This is the Idaho counterpart of mine. It was adult night, we played pool. Dave/I won.
Here is my stud in action. he's hawt. Yummy.
He kinda likes me still. I have no clue why, but I'm blessed. Even though he drives me crazy, I love him. He gets me. And he's hawt.
So after we packed up the entire house, we each had six outfits left. Turns out, I had nothing to go in. So between mine, Princess and Duchess's closet, I managed to piece together an outfit for our date night. Seriously took all three closets, lol.
Look, my Murphy! He's my boy. It was sleeting and cold as crap this Memorial Day weekend but my boy just loves a carride.
Meanwhile, Princess was more interested in how much mud she could get between her teeth. Good night, I'm not washing those clothes!
But man, check out my packing and labeling skillz! OCD much?
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
I'll be 35.
I haven't had a cigarette in 4 hours cause I promised those people I'd quit.
Husband ain't home.
Kids are in school.
Best Fucking Day Evah, and it ain't even started.
I'm seriously considering turning my phone off and going for a long nature hike, followed by a crying spell, followed by a nap, followed by another long walk, and optional crying spell.
Monday, May 21, 2012
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Saturday, May 19, 2012
The children had a frat party.
Open bags of cheese crackers, crushed soda cups, dirty food plates, dirty underware and socks draped over anything and everything including the pool table. Lonely shoes, batteries out of the remote, tv on spanish cartoon channel and in the middle of it all, there sat my sweet children. Vegged out half dressed on bean bags.
There is something seriously wrong with this picture.
I'm SO not cleaning this crap up!
Friday, May 18, 2012
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
One thing that will never change, we back each other's play.
So while we might disagree behind closed doors, these kids will find it hopeless to play us against each other. And since I'm in the trenches so to speak with them, Mom's word is law.
Cause Dad's got my back.
Take that teen!
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Princess and Other kid (She's staying with me while her momma and daddy spend their 20 year anniversary in Cabo, sweet) pulled quite the mission last night. They stayed up making signs, locked in their bedroom. I awoke this morning to my door completely decorated with the coolest signs on eart. Each letter drawn from something in my house. Here's the impressive part. These sweet children, waited till I was asleep. This was quite the feat. See, I can't sleep till the house is silent and kids are sleeping. So everytime they tried to sneak upstairs, I'd hear them and get up to check the house. They gave up and went to sleep. Then at 400 am they got up, snuck upstairs to quickly decorate the door, but they woke up Murphy. So when I staggered up to take him outside, they ran back downstairs. So when I finally crawled out of bed this morning, all I could think was "sweet children, thank god I didn't hear them and shoot them".
Happy Mother's Day to each and every one of you.
Saturday, May 12, 2012