I've been busted.
My secret has been exposed. Sorta.
It recently came out.
And then it was Dave that busted me so it was even worse!
But then in a quiet, ashamed voice so quiet I had to strain to hear him, he admitted that he shared the same secret.
How could we be together so long and I not know this about him???????????????
So now, we are together in our ashamed, closeted secret......
We're Maroon 5 fans.
Seriously, this is a HUGE problem.
See, he's all Texas and Old School country and I'm all alternative and loud ass rebel music.
Nowhere in this mix does MAROON 5 fall.
We're just so ashamed.
Worse, in our mutual admiration we know all the words and we *gasp* dance to that shit.
So now you know. My deep closeted secret.
And so help me, if you call me out on it in public.......
I'll call you a bitch-ass liar. Loudly.
Excuse me, I gotta get my Moves Like Jagger strut on.