Southern girl plowing her way through life making the rules up as she goes. Warning: likes to bake, curse, quote movies/literature, is tattooed, married to The Man and mother of two girls. We bring new meaning to the "griswald way of life". Come along for the ride!



Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Do as I say...

Although we were running 10 minutes behind this morning, the girls managed to make my day. This was overheard at 5:55 a.m. this morning:

P: You're almost four, sit down. I'm teaching you to tie your own shoes.

D: Okay.

P: Now you stuff the sock in there and squish it on, no, stop moving. Like this. See.

D: No, your hand is in my way!

P: Here, watch, like this, make a bunny, loop the other one around the bunny's neck (can you tell that The Man taught her to tie her shoes?) and then pull tight.

D: Where's the bunny?

P: No, not a bunny, like this, watch... If you do it right, you're shoelaces will NEVER come undone. Mine stay like this all day, cause I'm big.

D: But (name).....But

P: No, listen, like this, watch the loop...

D: But....

P: No, you have to watch, your not watching....

D: (name)!!!!!

P: WHAT?

D: Your shoelace is undone.

P: (looks down at undone shoelace on foot) Well crap!

I think it's official. The correct children came home from the hospital with us. No baby switchs here.