Southern girl plowing her way through life making the rules up as she goes. Warning: likes to bake, curse, quote movies/literature, is tattooed, married to The Man and mother of two girls. We bring new meaning to the "griswald way of life". Come along for the ride!



Life is My Highway

Montana and North Dakota have become home.... dang it lol.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

I sinned

It was totally my fault.... well mine and the little pink drinks. Evil little bastard pink drinks. But you can totally see the progression of my downfall in the expression on my face in these pics. I came, I saw, I had fun and he held my hair. I'm too old for this shit. ...

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Looking badass....

Too bad I completely suck at pool, lol....

Monday, May 28, 2012

Catch Up ;) Griswald style

 Well let's start with the last day of school here in Idaho shall we? Duchess was estatic. Princess was pissed cause she isn't ready to pack up her room which means work, lol. My sweetie Princess. She's getting so big and making me feel so damn old. She's taller than me now and shopping in my closet. Crap. Luckily she hates to wear black so most of my cooler stuff is safe! Although my band tshirts are fair game. :( Duchess and I went to be a captive audience for my dearest daughter's...

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Staying busy....

Updates to come Monday.... Hugs...

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Happy 35th to me.....

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Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Best Fucking Birthday EVAH

Tomorrow is looking awesome. I'll be 35. I haven't had a cigarette in 4 hours cause I promised those people I'd quit. Husband ain't home. Kids are in school. Best Fucking Day Evah, and it ain't even started. I'm seriously considering turning my phone off and going for a long nature hike, followed by a crying spell, followed by a nap, followed by another long walk, and optional crying spell. ...

Monday, May 21, 2012

Process

So I have begun, my OCD packing is obvious h...

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Blessings Fall Down...

In an impossible rental market, God came through! Dave signed papers on us a rental house in Montana today. Time to get cracking now that we have somewhere to move to! God is so good to us....

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Stupid is as....

My bright self took kids to the pool.... Forgot to put my sunscreen on. Kill me now! At least I got a ton of cool mom points yo!...

Frat Party at My House, and I wasn't Invited :(

So since I took a spill, Dave the boss man decreed to the children that I wasn't allowed to go downstairs till my back was feeling better. I should have insisted. I ventured downstairs earlier to conquer mount laundry and stood in awe at the utter chaois that is my downstairs den. The children had a frat party. Open bags of cheese crackers, crushed soda cups, dirty food plates, dirty underware and socks draped over anything and everything including the pool table. Lonely shoes, batteries out of the remote, tv on spanish cartoon channel and in the middle of it all, there sat my sweet children....

Friday, May 18, 2012

This is my sad face

Pity party for one? Yes, please. Sadly it looks like I'll be spending my big 3-5 all by myself. Kids have school and just me and my dog. This is NOT how I saw this going down next week. Check, please....

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

United Front

My kids are learning. Slowly. Dave and me are the united front. So when Princess is getting the lecture from me about dropping grades and lagging in her schoolwork, she was so surprised when a call with Dad later on proved to be a 2nd round. Why? One thing that will never change, we back each other's play. So while we might disagree behind closed doors, these kids will find it hopeless to play us against each other. And since I'm in the trenches so to speak with them, Mom's word is law. Cause Dad's got my back. Take that te...

Sunny ourselves

When the kids r in school and chores r done... We b sunning!...

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Dave's Wife

Dave's wife got a brush grill for her new truck for Mother's Day. His wife is just cool as he...

Mother's Day

I gots me some sneaky little kids. Duchess wrote me this lovely letter: "Dear Mom, I love you and I know this is not much but Happy Mother's Day. I am sorry this is all I can give you" .... Okay when I finished crying I went and snuggled up next to her and had me some mommy, kiddo time. My sweet little angel just doesn't get it, the thought alone made me a very spoiled, happy mommy. I'm a very blessed mommy. Princess and Other kid (She's staying with me while her momma and daddy spend their 20 year anniversary in Cabo, sweet) pulled quite the mission last night. They stayed up making signs,...

Saturday, May 12, 2012

A Little Bit of Moi Week

So I've had a wonderful week........ kinda  I'm basking in the glory of my hawt ass new tires! These babies are sweet.  I had a lovely lunch with my youngest.... such a hoot. She has NO patience with crappy servers.  Yeah, I'm a freak of nature. Enjoy.  Ms Thang on the way to her tumbling exhibition.  More self-portraits from Ms. Thang.....  Mid tumble cause I have NO photography skills at all.  She caught me mid-paper.... this was at the...

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