Southern girl plowing her way through life making the rules up as she goes. Warning: likes to bake, curse, quote movies/literature, is tattooed, married to The Man and mother of two girls. We bring new meaning to the "griswald way of life". Come along for the ride!



Life is My Highway

Montana and North Dakota have become home.... dang it lol.

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Shark Week

Prepare yourself.... I warned you. My Princess is kinda of a hawt mess. Dave catches her digging around making a mess in the pantry. Her response to his outrage? Dad, I need chocolate.... leave me be, Daddy cause it's shark week. Yeah, she's christened that week of the month. Sweet Jesus... I can't breat...

Bambis mom

She's a huntress. Shes also ready for the next. Momma gonna have a full freezer. Ill take my 14 year old over most any day. ...

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Rough life

Soooo I'm soaking my cares away. I'm tired. Got new stock today,  spent time getting it online. Sold two pieces asap. Nice! Got our hang tags in. Duchess had a friend over. It was squeal city. Spoilt her with a new origami owl locket....hers was custom to reflect her. Soccer charm. Piano charm. Birthstone.  Book charm. Cross. She loved.  So awesome to see her smile so big. Princess had volleyball and a nap. She was up all night prepping her deer she shot. More on that.... Dave got...

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Gym 1 me 0

I did it. I drug my ass back into the gym. It seriously was an accident.  Dave came in late and I was pulling an apple pie out of the oven. I was like want dinner (leftovers), pie or the gym.  Cause I'm a snarky B. So there we were ten minutes later in the gym. Turning lights on and enjoying our stretches. Love that keyless entry crap. Peeps I'm very real and very comfy around my husband so when I'm stretching and loudly farted... I giggled.  Hes all "yo you farted..." and thats when it happened.  We heard them. Apparently there is an evening yoga class that likes the lights...

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Face punch

I'm sitting here at the dentist waiting on Duchess to get her teef cleaned. Its me, my gorgeous "feels like butter" orange purse, and the zit from hell. All sharing a couch. We're chatting. Zit says hello. The sweet receptionist lady is within three feet making her reminder calls and smacking that damn gum like its gravy flavored.  Oh sweet hell.... I can't even look at her at this point. ...

Monday, October 21, 2013

Not the Sharpest Tool in our Shed

I keep losing my new truck. I park and go about my business... then come out and wonder around the parking lot for like three minutes then I get smart and use the clicker to set off the alarm so I can aha! locate my truck. I swear the blonde hair dye is sinking through my hair and into my brain. I can't remember what color it is. This is a legitimate issue too. My new truck is a very classy blue (blue-grey) and in different lighting looks different colors. And since I promised Dave I wouldn't put all my girl stickers all over that bitch like I did my Expedition, well I have no visual clues. I...

Saturday, October 19, 2013

and..... again

Well it turns out all that patting myself on my back was for naught... those damn hangtags are the death of me. They are still the wrong DPI. So I've turned it over to my BFF with the amazing touch and instead I'll get back to what I know. Doing laundry and counting inventory....

Friday, October 18, 2013

CEO

So I'm wading through purchase orders, and I'ma happy girl. I have new stock on the way.... Thanks Obama for the government shutdown that held up my shit in customs. I'm so excited. We have leggings coming in that are just too cute for words. We have dresses and unique sweaters. I absolutely adore what I do. I get to shop for a living. My bags came in today. They are very sweet. I hate cheap bags and although I'm not ready to have custom bags though. The initial cost of setting up the design and...

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

As I laid in bed last night....

thankful for my husband - we've grown so close and he's amazeballs. I pray for his continued favour with his job. I am thankful that he lets the Lord lead him. I'm floored by his love for us. my children - they are just astounding. Duchess is so smart, gentle hearted and has a dry wit that leaves me speechless. Princess is vibrant, loyal and full of life, I find myself smiling whenever shes around. my Murphy - that boy just brings me such love. He is my constant companion and frankly, I spoil him rotten. He has his own comfy electric blanky because this little fellow deserves to be warm and...

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Last two weeks in pics

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Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Lbs

Why I can never lose weight.... seriously :) I'm sitting here looking for the perfect indoor cabana so I have a changing room for trade shows. And I'm snacky. I'm trolling the kitchen. I sit back down. I get up and check the freezer. Then I sit back down. Dave, without looking up from the tv.... "get some chips, you like crunchy" Me.... "oh and there's cheesy" Dave "nachos, beast, make me some" Yeah, we're a pair aren't' ...

Friday, October 4, 2013

Slacker

I'm just tired. I need a nap. I've been working my butt off getting the business up and running. We've had some orders and some shipments. We are stocking our own closets too. lol.... having a blast. Tomorrow we are having our first real trunk show. I'm holding it at a community center area in town and very excited to see how many people come through.... traffic equal sales. Wish me luck :) More soon, after my nap. Seriously I'm b...

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