All good

Softball is back in season. Its been a year and a half.... but my baby had got game. Her wrist is better just sore. She taped up and first step up to plate she hammered a triple. It was pouring rain.   I was soaked and freezing. It was wonderful.  Dave was late but he made it tonight in time for dinner. At least three more games this weekend.   Enjoying my hotel stay....

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Craptastic

The week started out soooooooooooo good with a great Mother's Day. Then my professor returned my stupid research topic request and did not chose my number one choice (which of course what I was already researching and pulling sources for) so that meant stop drop and work my ass off to get a research proposal put together for my new topic and ready for submission last night. All day Monday was spent working on that bad boy. Then yesterday, the same. Last night, I took Princess to practice and sat there while she gets her softball on. And then after she landed wrong sliding into second, I took her...

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Mothers day

They spoilt me rotten! They sent me on a dinner date with Dave.  They built me a locket. And holy shite.... they took me clay shooting.  Best weekend eva...

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Tinkle Time

I'd like to say that I have had huge improvement. Tonight, I had to pee so bad and we were out shooting clays. My dear sweet husband tore his shirt so I could pee (don't make me go there) and this time people.... I didn't pee on my shoe. This is huge improvement. I'm sure you all remember my canoe accident in Texas where I wet my shoe. Disgraceful. TMI alert, is it too late? ;) More la...

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And my day went down the toliet

Looked in rearview mirror on way to drop kids off..... that sucks ass. Poor kid. Pill and cream time. At least laundry will b do...

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Cheap asses

So the grass is green and the snow is gone. And I am a cheap ass who refuses to pay these freaking oil boom prices for a damn push mower to mow my tiny ass yard. So I did what any serious Southern woman with a debit card does, I got on Amazon Prime. I ordered a small lawnmower. It got here today. The fucker is a no electric, no gas honest to goodness ole school blade cutter thingy. It's a nice arm workout. But seriously, it was $78 bucks and the yard looks freaking AMAZEBALLZ (welcome home MaeBaeBee).... so yeah, I did good. Only prob, Dave was totally working from home when the Fedex guy showed...

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Sniper Training

Now that the snow is gone and we are finally seeing some days with decent temps, it's time to shoot. It was a busy day. We were all up and running in different directions this morning. Duchess was at a friends house but since it's in the neighborhood they bounce back and forth so I just leave my door wide open. Princess had to be at the track meet at 830. Dave had to leave for work at 830. Murphy and me went through the house and did some chores then I went for a two mile hike/walk. I made it home just in time to take kids lunch and grab a shower before Dave came home and captured me. Just the...

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My homeslice

There are times when I just sit and thank God for my marriage.  We have truly grown up together and I find myself living with my best friend. This was not always the case. But I got a call..... Hey bestie can u do me a solid? Yeah that was my husband.  Lol. Hes my bestie. My comfortor. My protector. My conscience.  My lover. Rawr. My homeslice. So yeah I did him a solid....

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