Flying fucking high

I can't believe that ANY body would take xanax on purpose. All my senses are supercharged.... the lights are too bright. My kids are too loud. My freaking shirt smells weird and it's driving me fucking crazy. I can literally taste nothing. Gross. How long does this freaking stuff last? So it's not like I just took a xanax for shits and giggles. I had an MRI today. Now on TV, whenever I see those machines they look like big ole donuts and you could park a freaking small plane in one. However, at our tiny little country hospital, that is most definitely not the fucking case. It's tiny and it's...

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The afterglow

I'm sitting here enjoying my first glass of Christmas wine. It's been a really really good day. We got an early start considering my kids are older. Dave was up and just planning to put my prezzy together when Duchess sounded the rally cry. We went quality over quantity this year. Princess got some awesome Bose headphones (mainly because Dave refuses to support rappers by buying their headphones), her own Chi so she'll quit using mine, hair and nail stuff, itunes gift card, cash, phone case, OU stuff and etc. Duchess got Pet Shops, cash, app store gift card, cross bow nerf gun, new boots and...

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Torture the teen....

Princess will be 15 Christmas day. I'm so excited about this birthday. I can't believe my baby is going to be 15. We got her something special.  We also had it on hand so we decided to have some fun with it. Everybody wants in.... I'm having a freaking blast. We got her friends from all over. Her former youth pastor.  Peeps she's babysat. Oh the fun ...

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Lord Help Me, I hate Needles....

I spent my evening in the ER... cause I'ma Griswald decedent, I swear. It started as a stomach bug that was going around. Some damn outbreak monkey shared that shit with me. Then it was the cappuccino from the gas station that Dave brought me cause he's a stud! He had to go check on his office in another state (keep your panties on it's only two hours away) so I was gonna ride along so we could hang out and then do some Christmas shopping, cause I'm slick like that. Except, I was dragging butt so when he went to drop kids off for school, he brought me that sweet coffee. And it poisoned me. Like...

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Cue the sad song.....

Well we survived vacation. We then survived all the school work the kids needed to catch up on. We survived the blizzard. We then managed to get back into the daily groove. Dave is snowed under at work so poor guy is busy as hell. We promptly got home and picked out a tree for our house. Except our sweet little rental house here has a tiny little livingroom. And I keep it stuffed with shit already.... let see. Two leather recliners, a loveseat, a huge ass tv armoire, a sweet little red cabinet for games and books, and two side tables oh and don't forget the tall narrow cabinet that is snuggly...

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A week done gone....

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Mother Don't Read This....

Holy crap.... I adore my husband. He's literally the best. (get your own, took 17 years to get him this perfect).... So he rolls in late tonight, exhausted from driving all over two states to make sure all his guys have their reviews before bonus time. So he's covered in snow and all cute tracking that shit all over my carpet. I give him a heaping bowl of homemade chicken and dumplings (seriously, cause that's my job peeps.... I do laundry, I run my store, I cook from scratch and I watch alot of tv) with a big ole sweet tea. I'm just that good. Except while sitting in his lap sniffing his neck...

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Trip part deux

Lord but we survived a full two week vacay! Now we're home to subartic temps.  More soon. Hugs. ...

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