Dave has no filter. So it's a safe bet that if he's thinking it, he's saying it outloud. Cue in trip to Wally World yesterday, standing in long packed line it was our turn to load our stuff on the belt thingy. (Note: if you aren't using a buggy at Walmart, you're weird.... it's not a cart people, it's a buggy!)
So while flipping through a cooking magazine, I glanced up to see Dave's face contort into this weird, scary look as his head swivals around and he demands, loudly......
"WHO FARTED?"
My eyes about left my head, the kids immediately started laughing and denying ownership of said fart. The guy behind us was snickering and the guy in front of Dave stiffened up and never turned around.
Nice!
Monday, July 4, 2011
Awkward
