Southern girl plowing her way through life making the rules up as she goes. Warning: likes to bake, curse, quote movies/literature, is tattooed, married to The Man and mother of two girls. We bring new meaning to the "griswald way of life". Come along for the ride!



Monday, June 18, 2007

Yet More Redneck Proof...

Me, propped up on the bed watching a chick flick, hankies and chocolate nearby...

The Man walks through and announces that he is going to play with Duchess. However, he says this like it is a prison sentence.

Me, trying to be consoling... "She is gonna curl your hair again?"

"Nope, it isn't beauty shop today."

Me, thinking.... "Pet shop, are you a tiger?"

"Nope, not pet shop either."

Me, engrossed in the movie again.... "Hmmm, well have fun, oh wait, what business did she open today?"

"A tattoo parlor"

Me, bad parent.... "Cool, are they washable markers?"