So the grass is green and the snow is gone. And I am a cheap ass who refuses to pay these freaking oil boom prices for a damn push mower to mow my tiny ass yard. So I did what any serious Southern woman with a debit card does, I got on Amazon Prime. I ordered a small lawnmower. It got here today. The fucker is a no electric, no gas honest to goodness ole school blade cutter thingy. It's a nice arm workout. But seriously, it was $78 bucks and the yard looks freaking AMAZEBALLZ (welcome home MaeBaeBee).... so yeah, I did good.
Only prob, Dave was totally working from home when the Fedex guy showed up with my Prime packages. Shit, had to explain the new sandels, bahahahahaha.
Tomorrow is a long drive into North Dakota to civilization so that we can have kids braces' checked. Gonna get me a overdue pedi while I'm there too.
I may have wolfie toes.
May.
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
Cheap asses
