That three months ago if you were to .... oh say....be shampoo-ing the carpet of your soon to be old house when you noticed that your shampoo-er was clogged up at the intake with gunk, and you were to ......say....borrow your husband's drill and tear it down to bare basics to clean it up and then put it back together........
And then it didn't work, as in the rollers refused to roll.......
On the machine you'd spent 200 bucks on three months earlier.......
And you needed to shampoo your new house cause your new doggie had an accident on your carpet.......
That if you were desparate enough to think, hey maybe it was me.......
Just maybe, I put it together wrong.....
Just cause I'm not a technical person and just because all the pieces did go back in.....
Maybe, just maybe, I farked it up......
So if you were to repeat the process tonight in the middle of your kitchen floor......
And after performing the "jaws of life" on your new puppy for trying to swallow a screw that huh, The Man walks in and goes "No you didn't" then you might see the cloud of knowledge go across his face, as he realizes that maybe, just maybe that you'd done that in the first place and then wouldn't admit to it when it broke........
Did you know that if you move out of the way, and The Man (techincal to the max) were to whip that bad boy back together again while a dog tried to eat his face off as he laid on the floor, that just maybe.....
That son of a b*tch would actually work.......
Farker.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
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