Southern girl plowing her way through life making the rules up as she goes. Warning: likes to bake, curse, quote movies/literature, is tattooed, married to The Man and mother of two girls. We bring new meaning to the "griswald way of life". Come along for the ride!



Life is My Highway

Montana and North Dakota have become home.... dang it lol.

These Girls

Lord help me but these babies wear me out.... they are just perfect!

Superheroes

Yes, it's from last winter but I adore this shot...so us....

Duchess

This kid glows from the inside out... my almost 11 year old!

We are so smexy!

Favorite sport: embarrassing our kids in public

Princess

My mini-me is finding her own way in life

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Life or Something Like It

Usual crazy week here in Texas, the kids are awesome, work is good, my parents are the bomb (long weekend just chilling) and the rain finally came. :)

We've gotten our tournament list for August and we gonna be traveling the good state of Texas this fall! Good gravy here we come. Select ball is just so freaking fun! Tonight's practice was good especially since it's been over a week since the girls got together as the rain finally came. Even funnier cause my kid is probably the only girl in the state who wears camo to softball practice.

The rain was here with a vengence! We'd recently had some construction done on the facility so the new rollup door was a faulty gateway to the new canal that would be the warehouse extension. It's bad when you're pulling techs and handing them mops and cases of papertowels to keep the water at bay. Every window on the east side of the building leaked too under the sideways downpour leaving people drawing straws to see who was going out to tighten the casings. It was a madhouse. I spent my time snapping pics of soaked workers and on the phone with Dallas trying to get facilities to throw us a bone and get some help out here asap.

Prin has advanced to solo cooking which both pleases me and scares me to death. She bakes and cooks now with an oven and full stove priviledges. While being extremely helpful, I still find myself ending every "sure go ahead" with the following "and if something catches fire, empty the house, call 911 and then me, in that order". The kid is just so growny. And eyeballing my damn shoes!!!!!!!!! Freaky 12.5 year old feet.

We got the kids new bat in too which was hello! A pop bat due to the pop sound it makes when it hits the barrel verses the traditional ping, that bat is also legal all the way through college softball. And that beech was on super sale! Hello! Sale, love it. Seeing this kid just wale on buckets of balls in the batting cage was fun! Although I suck and busted up my hand during my bucket. Not to mention my new perfume is hot and icy. Damn 34 year old lower back muscles! I may be too old for this....may.

Duchess finally finally finally, got the nerve to pierce her ears. And in typical Duch manner, once her mind was made up it was right now right now right now, why wait? Good grief. It was so much fun though, all us girls took her and B documented the process with a million and one pictures that are being held hostage on her camera on her vacation now. But my baby is stunning with her new "decorations". She is also extremely OCD about after piercing ear care. Kinda of the same way I behaved after my tattoo, lol.

Speaking of tattoo's, I have an adaption drawn up and ready to add to mine. Fun!

I had the pleasure of having IT week at work this week too, which is why I'm surprised that I have the patience to sit here and type up all this. Between me and the IT guys from Austin, we reimaged 93 laptops and fixed other various issues. Needless to say it's been an insane week.

I currently have two sweet little black dogs ruling my house. Murphy's bff, Stella Rose (B really gets the cool name thing!) is visiting while his momma is on vacation. Which means there is twice as much noise at the door, two dogs hogging my bed anytime I get anywhere near it, and she fell into my tub with me while trying to drink my bathwater. Life is never dull at my house peeps.

Coming up soon, school shots for my kiddos. Who's gonna go and hold my hand?

Monday, July 18, 2011

The New Bat

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Beach for the Griswalds














Thursday, July 14, 2011

Continue.......

How We Pass The Time


Life As I Know It

Things are moving right along into Full Summer around here. The girls and I are doing pretty good. I'm so busy I can't breathe but hey, that is my normal it seems. Catch up with us!

 We swam. The girls got some much needed "daddy" time.


 Dude, her stomach muscles are insane.

 Hey Kiddo!


 She catches in her first game!

 Prin and BFF in between games. Doubleheaders are the word around here.

 Coach means business dude.

 She's safe! Stealer!

 Playing 2nd, her first "home" on the field....

 Practice.

 Duch playing Angry Birds, which got me addicted too. We are in competition to see who can get further than the other, lol. She's winning!

 Me and Duch at the gun club. Competition day!

 The guy I married competiting in live rounds.

How we stay occupied at the fields.

Cause that is where we live.

Duch and I are having shirts made.... "We have no live cause our sister/daughter plays softball" LOL

Prin thinks we're idiots :)

My life is pretty dang good these days. My babies are doing great and that right there is key!

Monday, July 4, 2011

Awkward

Dave has no filter. So it's a safe bet that if he's thinking it, he's saying it outloud. Cue in trip to Wally World yesterday, standing in long packed line it was our turn to load our stuff on the belt thingy. (Note: if you aren't using a buggy at Walmart, you're weird.... it's not a cart people, it's a buggy!)

So while flipping through a cooking magazine, I glanced up to see Dave's face contort into this weird, scary look as his head swivals around and he demands, loudly......

"WHO FARTED?"

My eyes about left my head, the kids immediately started laughing and denying ownership of said fart. The guy behind us was snickering and the guy in front of Dave stiffened up and never turned around.

Nice!

Friday, July 1, 2011

Yo

Dave's home. See you Tuesday. Hugs!

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Tonight's Practice....good lord what were they thinking?

 Her new team! We'll call them the 12u reds. These girls are all so much fun and each one is first year select so she's in good company! They have her at second base and she loves it. Although, their catcher advanced to the older team this week so at practice they pulled her.

 And put her in gear. Oh boy. Obviously they don't know my child..... which turned out to be pretty funny cause she did okay for a catcher. They sent the gear home and told us she had two weeks to work on it before the first tournement where she'll be catching. Lord help us. She is excited. I'm nervous!

 Then it was sliding. Obviously my cell phone doesn't take good action shots, I kept missing the perfect sliding pic. But funny enough, second base is the only base where they send them feet first. The rest are arms/head first. Good Lord! They practicing full body leaping back to bases in the event of a botched steal. That was hysterical. She's pretty agile. And boy do I have some laundry to do tonight.

See she caught one.

Then after practice, they ran 2 W's and then had a water balloon fight. Fun stuff.

Up next: Duchess and the great piano adventure! Stay tuned to "As the Griswald turns"

Monday, June 27, 2011

HOLY TOLEDO

My kid is on the team! YO!

So we showed up and she played hard. About half way through, nerves started eating her and when she wasn't playing second base or making a throw she was holding her glove over her mouth and an arm over her stomach. So proud that she didn't puke on the field. lol

Afterwards, we got our next practice schedule and the coaches went over to my jeep to break the news. She started hyperventalating and we had to hurry and leave. She burst into tears as soon as we rounded the corner. Bless her heart.

She's earned it and it just blows my mind.

So proud!!!!

Go Prin Go.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Sunday Morning Coming Down....

So even though we just got back from North Texas late last night, my kiddo was up and at them early this morning. She drug me and Duch out of bed at 6 so we could all have breakfast before hitting the field at 8 with Billy. And since she's OCD like her momma, we have to get there 30 minutes early so she can warm up. Which includes blaring music from the jeep and throwing the ball around, stretching, and booty dancing. It keeps us in shape! So when I wasn't assisting, I was taking pics.... so join us on our Sunday morning softball practice. 3 hours of fun. Not to be mistaken with the 3 hour practice this evening for select.

 We take several buckets of balls to the field for practice with Billy, and we need them! At least she totes her own gear. Billy made her run laps once for my toting it so she learned that lesson quick, lol.
 And sometimes digging around in his truck for equipment isn't the safest thing but he always have enough gear to outfit two teams at any given notice. Die hard softball fan much?
 So they started with pivoting......
 And hitting.........

And laps but I was assisting......

And line driving, but I was shagging balls.........

 And then my favorite: sacrificing. I.e. sacrificing oneself for the play. Or better known as eatting dirt. They complained that they didn't know how until some 34 year old woman went out and demonstrated, catching the first ball thrown down so the challenge was up and running. Hint: it wasn't BA (whose kiddo comes to Billy's practice too) cause she was "wearing a brand new white tank and hell to the no".
 And they worked on it............
 And worked on it......... look Duch is in the dirt too!

 She was all up in the dirt!

 And worked on it..........
 And yet some more......
 Yep, BA is still clean!

 She got one! Sidenote: notice our small country town's high school football statium in the background.... do we do it hardcore about our sports down here or what? And the field we're on is the softball field which is nicer by far than the baseball field!

 Opps, malfunction......

 Which means pushups.........

 BFF didn't get out of those either!

 Mom, I'm hot.

 Breaktime. One hour into practice. lol. These kids crack me up. You gotta be completely addicted to the sport to endure this type of work and still push for more.

 Second base mechanics........

 Duch was on shagging duty! Then got to field some with me hitting during the girls' breaktimes.

 Did I mention that we were filthy?

 Relacing gloves and breaktime. They have to have their gloves relaced about once a month down here they get so much use!

 BA looking fresh as a daisy while I was covered completely on my left side in red dirt.

 Then at the end of practice, the smackdown came. If it's muddy, they get rolled up in the mud or slide into a waterhole..... if it's not, they get windmilled.

 Mudhole! At this point, he was remembering that she's a colored belt in taekwondo, cause girlfriend has some serious knee jabs, kicks and punches. He couldn't keep a hold of her to dunk her in the mud.

 But he kept trying........lol.

 Then gave up and went for BFF.

My filthy little softball stars then took us for lunch and a quick trip to the mall (in their cleats, lol) for a shoe sale. I love these kids!

PS: Duch was so filthy that when she took hers off, I threw the socks away and bought her some new flip flops, lol. YUCK.