Paper Potty Hats

Have you ever noticed how some people quote movie lines?

For instance, "How 'bout them sausages? Five minutes Turkish"

Some people also quote song lyrics, "With a pipe bomb just for fun"

Well in case we're not weird enough, The Man and I also quote our kids....alot

Princess was an only child for four years, so we spent alot of time together while daddy was deployed, meaning I took my kid everywhere with me.

There is something you should know about Princess, she has a thing about bathrooms. She loves bathrooms, she will never visit any establishment or house and not use the bathroom. She must see what kind of sink you have, what type of tub, where do you keep your towels.... oh and if she is told that she can't use the bathroom.... then she insists that we leave immediately because your not good people at all.

So as an only child, with a bathroom fetish, what is the only thing that could interrupt her very first outting with her daddy to see a professional baseball game........ a potty trip...... in the men's room at a stadium..... I feel sick just thinking about it......

But that faithful trip stuck him with a phrase that will never die, the paper potty hat.

See Princess knew better than to let her delicate skin touch the bare cold nasty toliet seat..... she needed a paper potty hat daddy.....

So when The Man realized that she meant it, he raised his voice to be heard over the roar of the other "patrons" in the restroom...... "You need what?"

A paper potty hat...... the little paper hat for the potty so I can sit down...... cause I'm a girl..... and somebody missed......

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